Thursday, October 14, 2010

RAJNIKANT IS BACK


1. They once made a Rajnikath toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

2. When Rajnikanth had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

3. Rajnikanth recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

4. Rajnikanth once entered a race , he came first,second and third.

5. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajnikanth

6. Rajnikanth doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

7. Rajnikanth once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

8. Rajnikanth puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

9. Death once had a near-Rajnikanth experience.

10. Rajnikanth doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

11.Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

12. When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

13. When Rajnikanth does division, there are no remainders.

14. Rajnikanth doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

15. Rajnikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

16. Jesus can walk on water but Rajnikanth can swim thru land.

17. Rajnikanth was once bit by a king cobra. After five days of terrible pain, the snake died

18. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

19. Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain

20. Rajni 1ce wrote a cheque,the bank bounced

1 comment:

  1. When Rajnikant's new flick "Robot" released...Rajni Gave 3 Stars to The Times of India...

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