When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing d earth down.
2 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
3. Rajinikanth can delete d Recycle Bin.
4. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
5. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in d chin. Its descendants are today cald giraffes.
6. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
7. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
8. When Rajnikanth looks in mirror d mirror shatters, bcoz not even glass is stupid to get in betwn Rajnikanth & Rajnikanth.
9. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
10. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
11. At last his email-id: gmail@rajnikanth.com
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